Why Oatmeal Cookies Are Better Than Functional Specifications

Vlad — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 20:36:54 +0000

В связи с тем, что в проклятой Америкосии так и не приняли самый духовный язык в мире в качестве государственного, приходится работать на бездуховном английском. Юмор, понятное дело, выходит на нем же, потому что удобнее думать и разговаривать с окружающими проще на одном и том же языке.

Поэтому пока – вот так…

Why Oatmeal Cookies Are Better Than Functional Specifications
1	It takes about 3 minutes to have a good cookie	It takes about 3 weeks to have a good functional specifications
2	Having a cookie makes you feel good, full or both	Having a functional specifications makes you feel tired, bored or both
3	It takes less then a day to process a cookie	It takes almost a month to process functional specifications
4	You can process a cookie on your own	It takes a lot of people to process a functional specifications
5	You can always be sure of the result	You can never be sure of the result
6	Your boss doesn’t have to worry about your cookies	Your boss always worries about your functional specifications
7	All cookies are alike	Functional specifications are never the same, so you have to write anew each time you need one
8	The order of cookies in the box doesn’t matter	Your boss goes crazy if the order of sections in functional specifications is messed up
9	You can forget to have a cookie and no one would notice	If you forget about functional specifications you’ll get bombarded with reminders and questions
10	You can always change the kind of cookies you are having	You can never change the kind of functional specifications you are having
11	There’s never a problem to start a new cookie if you didn’t finish a previous cookie	There’s always a concern if you start a new functional specification before finishing the previous one
12	No one will notice if a cookie is missing	If a functional specification is missing it is considered almost a national disaster
13	If dropped, one can simply take another cookie	If dropped, the functional specification have to be picked up and cleaned, but never discarded
14	Everybody likes cookies	No one likes functional specifications

P.S. Сам придумал, поэтому при перепечатке ссылко обязательно.

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Why Oatmeal Cookies Are Better Than Functional Specifications