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Gummy Bear Love Affair

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Do you think Gummy Bears engage in interracial affairs?

Gummy Bear Group Love Affair

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Outside the box

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They keep saying – “think outside the box”. Damn, people, can you stop moving the box, please! My box has my cheese in it, you move the box – you move the cheese. Stop moving my box and stop moving my cheese. I’m outside at the moment, but I’ll be back for lunch because of the cheese. It’s a habit of all successful people – they never miss lunches.

They say: Out of sight, out of mind. I say: out of box, out of cheese. Only leave your box when there is no cheese. Word! No cheese, no lunch, can’t miss lunches! Simple, powerful, only 19.99 plus shipping and handling.

Note to self: next time I’m thinking outside the box – at least try to pretend you know where the box is. People do notice when you’re clueless.

When thinking outside the box try not break into someone else’s box. Twice so for someone else’s litter box. People might have their whole life in there and then – boom! – you barge in, thinking. Walls destroyed, litter splashed all over the broken walls. Horrible scene. So, okay, you got out, you are thinking outside of your box – what are you going to do in the cubicle next to yours?

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Особенности национального самосознания

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WARNING: Geek humor ahead!

Из комментариев к статье на Gizmodo по поводу корейцев, сообщивших о “виртуальном роутере поддерживающем скорость 40 гигабайт в секунду”.

Virtual Router Hits Blistering 40GB/Sec Speed Record

rewind: That is ridiculous…no one will ever use that much porn.

Helvetica @rewind: I find your lack of faith disturbing.

d1zzle @rewind: H0l0Pr0n will require it!

ddmeightball @rewind: I find your lack of fap disturbing.

Chard @rewind: you, good sir, underestimate me.

SparklyJesus @rewind: You doubt the power of the American populace? Utah in particular?

Lex Steers @SparklyJesus: Japan can’t even find enough people to star in the quantity of porn they require… they have to DRAW tons of it!!! Reply

SparklyJesus @Lex Steers: They don’t even have enough fake people! Thats why they make all the tentacle porn.

Последние два ответа многое проясняют в особенностях японского искусства…

P.S. Надо ли переводить?

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Читая новости: Три поросенка

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Двоюродные братья Нефигштейн, Нафигштейн и Пофигштейн открыли медицинский офис. Пришел злобный серый волк и прям как в сказке очутились все три поросенка в каменном доме с решетками.

Классиков надо знать 🙂

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