В связи с тем, что в проклятой Америкосии так и не приняли самый духовный язык в мире в качестве государственного, приходится работать на бездуховном английском. Юмор, понятное дело, выходит на нем же, потому что удобнее думать и разговаривать с окружающими проще на одном и том же языке.
Поэтому пока – вот так…
| Why Oatmeal Cookies Are Better Than Functional Specifications | ||
|---|---|---|
| 1 | It takes about 3 minutes to have a good cookie | It takes about 3 weeks to have a good functional specifications |
| 2 | Having a cookie makes you feel good, full or both | Having a functional specifications makes you feel tired, bored or both |
| 3 | It takes less then a day to process a cookie | It takes almost a month to process functional specifications |
| 4 | You can process a cookie on your own | It takes a lot of people to process a functional specifications |
| 5 | You can always be sure of the result | You can never be sure of the result |
| 6 | Your boss doesn’t have to worry about your cookies | Your boss always worries about your functional specifications |
| 7 | All cookies are alike | Functional specifications are never the same, so you have to write anew each time you need one |
| 8 | The order of cookies in the box doesn’t matter | Your boss goes crazy if the order of sections in functional specifications is messed up |
| 9 | You can forget to have a cookie and no one would notice | If you forget about functional specifications you’ll get bombarded with reminders and questions |
| 10 | You can always change the kind of cookies you are having | You can never change the kind of functional specifications you are having |
| 11 | There’s never a problem to start a new cookie if you didn’t finish a previous cookie | There’s always a concern if you start a new functional specification before finishing the previous one |
| 12 | No one will notice if a cookie is missing | If a functional specification is missing it is considered almost a national disaster |
| 13 | If dropped, one can simply take another cookie | If dropped, the functional specification have to be picked up and cleaned, but never discarded |
| 14 | Everybody likes cookies | No one likes functional specifications |
P.S. Сам придумал, поэтому при перепечатке ссылко обязательно.
Вообще-то я предпочитаю Pepsi. А в последнее время вообще слез с газированных напитков (минеральная вода не в счет). Но тут – просто не смог пройти мимо. Только вдуматься – Caffeine Free Diet Coke: