Stress test

As I was walking to make connection from green line to the yellow line on 14 Street – Union Sq I noticed a stand that sold books about stress management. A guy stopped me and offered free stress test. Behind him I noticed a beautiful young lady sitting at the desk with books and apparently either selling or giving free advice.
– Do you want to get a frees stress test?
– No, but I would like to schedule a date with the cute girl behind you.
– That’s my wife, I doubt she would be interested.
– See, that’s the problem, you can’t get any good stress these days…