USA Today: WE’RE DEAD
The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS
National Enquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN
Playboy: GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE
Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE
Victoria’s Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE
Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER
Wired: THE LAST NEW THING
Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR
Readers Digest: ‘BYE
Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE
AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE
VIEW THE COSMOS?
TV Guide: DEATH AND DAMNATION:
NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!
Lady’s Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGMENT DAY
WITH OUR NEW “ARMAGEDDON” DIET!
America Online: SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN.
TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.
Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT
FROM THE APOCALYPSE
Microsoft’s Web Site: If you didn’t experience the rapture, d
ownload software patch RAPT777.EXE.
: ARMAGEDDON-TOLERANT SOFTWARE
NOW AVAILABLE !
The Vatican Press: “Told you So”

Источник: http://www.wiu.edu/users/mfbhl/wiu/480/joke8.htm